May 22, 2005

Kid Jokes

Here are two of the many fine jokes making their rounds among 8-year olds in Sweden.

What do you get if you subtract zero from twenty?

There are eight birds sitting on a wire and a hunter shoots one of the birds with a rifle. How many are left?

Click on comments below for the answers.


At May 22, 2005 11:18 AM , Blogger Matt_J said...

20 minus 0 is 2! If you write '20' and take away '0', you are left with '2'. Get it?

The answer is there are no birds left. Seven of them get scared and fly away!

If you know any good kid jokes please post them.


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