December 03, 2008

Anthropomorphic rant

Thanks to Papa Twister for inspiring this.

First we stabbed the pumpkin with our long knives and then we cut a hole in the top of its head and disembowled it. We cut the flesh into cubes which were boiled, mashed and frozen. We proudly displayed the corpse on our front step with a flame inside.

2 Comments:

At December 03, 2008 4:49 PM , Anonymous Tim McGuire said...

that cracked me up

 
At December 04, 2008 7:01 PM , Blogger reverend dick said...

Peewee Herman at the biker bar putting in his 2 cents:"I say we let him go..."

 

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