Anthropomorphic rant
Thanks to Papa Twister for inspiring this.First we stabbed the pumpkin with our long knives and then we cut a hole in the top of its head and disembowled it. We cut the flesh into cubes which were boiled, mashed and frozen. We proudly displayed the corpse on our front step with a flame inside.
posted by Matt_J @ 9:37 AM
2 Comments:
that cracked me up
Peewee Herman at the biker bar putting in his 2 cents:"I say we let him go..."
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