August 27, 2005

It's the end of the world as we know it!

Today I broke three eggs to make an omelet for lunch. Every single egg had a double yolk. One of the other eggs in the carton was cracked, so I broke it open too to take a look. A double yolk!

That's just the beginning. This afternoon I washed a lot of socks, like the first load of socks since school let out for summer. I just took them in off the line and every single pair matched up. No singletons!!

What can it mean?!?

3 Comments:

At August 28, 2005 3:34 AM , Anonymous Tim said...

Remarkable. its the CGS.

 
At August 28, 2005 12:54 PM , Blogger Matt_J said...

I know it.

I forgot to mention. Took the car to the garage last week-- it was making an evil rattling noise in the back end during left turns. The mechanic was able to fix it, and what's more he did it free of charge! (I only paid to have the hand brake fixed). I am going to nominate him for Time magazine's man of the year 2005. His name is Oerjan and he is the spitting image of Iggy Pop.

 
At September 01, 2005 11:55 AM , Blogger Matt_J said...

Right now I am eating an omelette made from the last two eggs in the six-pack. They both had double yolks. I don't feel so special anymore. The eggs must be coming from some kind of genetically engineered robohen.

 

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