Flu
There's a bad flu running around. A tough and versatile variant, striking stomachs, eyes, throats, lungs and inner ears with abandon. A friend told me he felt so bad that if he had been a horse they would have shot him long ago. I told him that if he had been a horse they would have nailed his shoes onto his toenails, so at least he had that to be happy about.
posted by Matt_J @ 3:54 PM
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I've caught a version exported from Minnesota by Laura's parents and the local L.A. version.
Is your flu bilingual?
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